Laughter is the BEST medicine....

I was literally laughing OUT LOUD watching this.....and i'm not even a cat person!!!!!! this girl is HI-LARIOUS!!!!!!!


"I'm her MOM!!!!".......

"...no she's NOT!!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Catch me on.........

"Dancing with the Stars" tomorrow night TUESDAY, MARCH 17...........

I have the honor of doing a lively group piece by the amazing choreographer Michael Rooney.......YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!

look for some fierce purple pants....hee hee....

another reason i'm an INSOMNIAC...

so, it just occurred to me that another reason i'm an insomniac is because......

i'm a geisha......hello!?!?!?....why didn't i think of this before....geishas DO work at night.....

lol..

but seriously i am....and i absolutely LOVE this scene from "Memoirs of a Geisha"......yes it was based on my life

coming up.....

been in rehearsals...

they've been fun, challenging, tiring.....

stay tuned......

HINT: I'm dancing....

hee hee

my night with GAGA...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH GUYS.......IT FINALLY HAPPENED.......I SAW LADY GAGA IN CONCERT LASTNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!.....NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME KNOW HOW MUCH I LAHV LAHV LAHV LADY GAGA.....THIS BLOG ISNT EVEN GONNA BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW I REALLY FELT... I KNOW IT, THERE ARE NO WORDS!!!!.....(YES, I KNOW I'M TYPING IN CAPS....THATS HOW EXCITED I AM)

OK, SO SERIOUSLY PEOPLE....JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDNT LOVE AND RESPECT HER MORE.....IT HAPPENED.....WAY MORE LOVE AND RESPECT AFTER SEEING HER LIVE......SHE IS SUCH A FREEKING WIERDO.....I'M MUSICALLY AND ARTISTICALLY FULFILLED BY HER.......HER AMAZING MUSIC, OVER THE TOP OUTFITS, ANDY WARHOL INSPIRED VIDEO, AND CHARACTER DURING THE CONCERT......CHARACTER...CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.....TOO BAD, IM GONNA ANYWAY.....

SHE GOES AROUND SPEAKING LIKE A ROBOT...IN THIS CHARACTER OF GAGA FROM THE YEAR 3000....I MEAN REALLY!?....SHE HAD A SLOW SET IN HER CONCERT WITH A PIANO AND ALL....BUT LEAVE IT TO HER TO GO OUT OF THE BOX AND HAVE A GLASS PIANO, SINGING TO A GLASS MANNEQUIN, STOMPING THE KEYS WITH HER HEELS, ALL WHILE IN A DRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF BUBBLES.......NEVER BREAKING CHARACTER ONCE.....THE ENTIRE CONCERT....(I WISH THERE WAS A DOUBLE BOLD, I WOULD USE IT A LOT IN THIS ENTRY)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......WHAT IS SHE DOING TO ME.....MUST CALM DOWN...

.....exhale......

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....OK, IM READY.....NOW, MY ONLY COMPLAINT WAS THAT THE CONCERT WAS TOO SHORT....HEE HEE....SHE SANG ALL THE FAVORITES......NOW, "JUST DANCE" HAS BEEN MY SONG FOR THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF..LOL.....SO PLEASE IMAGINE WHEN I HEAR THOSE ELECTRO SYNTHESIZERS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG.....I PEED IN MY PANTS, BEGAN DANCING, AND SCREAMED.......YUP ALL AT THE SAME TIME...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

.....exhale...........

"Mark, get it together"

"Sorry, im trying.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT SONG THAT MAKES MY HEART VERY ANXIOUS AND EXTREMELY HAPPY......IT MAKES ME WANT TO THRASH ABOUT WILDLY......GAH, I FREEKING LOVE THIS WOMAN....DID I TELL YOU THAT???...I DIDNT THINK SO!! ;)

AND THE CROWD WAS WHAT I EXPECTED AND MORE......SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ECLECTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE....I FELT AT HOME.......I ALSO MET GAGA.....

TRANNY GAGA....YUP THATS HER UP THERE.......I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE SO FULL OUT, I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER!!!!!!!....I GOT SO EXCITED THAT WHEN I TOOK A PIC WITH TRANNY GAGA I BROKE ONE OF HER GOLDEN SPIKES AS I WENT TO PUT MY ARM AROUND HER SHOULDER......SHE WASNT TOO HAPPY...HENCE THE FACE...OOPS!......SORRY TRANNY GAGA!!

I WANNA WORK WITH THIS WOMAN...NO NOT TRANNY GAGA......LADY GAGA.....WHAT A WORK OF ART!!!!!

I HAD MY FIRST MUSICAL ORGASM LASTNIGHT....THANK YOU LADY GAGA!!

P.S. SUMMERBOY.....NEW FAV...VERY GWEN STEFANI-ISH.......GOOD STUFF!!!

P.P.S IF YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO ONE OF HER SHOWS....CHECK OUT SOME OF HER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE FROM THE CONCERT.....ITS NOTHING LIKE BEING THERE, BUT GIVES YOU A GLIMPSE....I FREEKING LOVE HER VIDEOS IN THE SHOW......I LOVE HER TOO....DID I MENTION THAT???

.......exhale....

Tuesday Mar 10 - CHRISTMAS

so santa has been leaving a few stocking stuffers in the past few weeks...

this Tuesday......oh boy!!!....talk about MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

its like when your a kid and you see that big box and you just KNOW.....your heart is racing and you just can't wait to rip off the festive paper.....

i listened to the one preview clip the Yeah Yeah Yeahs had on their i-tunes before this Tuesday and it was exactly like that...you KNOW its gonna be something great....but YIKES....this turned out to be a DELICIOUS feast.....this album is the reason my ears are CARNIVORES!!!!!

how do i describe "It's A Blitz" by the yeah yeah yeahs?????

hmmmmmm!?!?!?!!?

here goes......

your wearing a pair of your favorite jeans that you havent washed......ever......shirt optional, hair greasy and messy........your easily moving along with the appetizing beats in a small room barely lit by candles, neon lights, and the moon peering in........your drinking a bottle of smooth red wine.....straight from the bottle.....wine drips from your mouth and mixes with the hot sweat on your body and falls to the wooden floor thats covered in blood red rose petals

its dirty

its beautiful

its a blitz

MILK......

does a body good!


its amazing to see the passion people lead in their lives!!!

i sat there, speechless, heart filled, no words

Eye Candy.....GENIUS!!!!!! haha!!!

Ear CaNdY Vol.1

music my ears are eating  now....

"Sleepyhead" - Passion Pit

Downloaded this last week as a free download on i-tunes.......takes me to another world, first day i downloaded it, i listened to it on repeat for hours.....reminds me of the mice from Cinderella singing to me trying to wake me up......GET INTO IT!!

"She's Good For Business" - MSTRKRFT

i gotta shake it!!!.....pumps me up for my workouts...grrrrroovy baby!!

"Sex On Fire" - Kings of Leon

Windows Down, Air Guitar, Hot, Desperate, Wanting, Sweaty, Dirty, Delicious!!

"Rock With U" - Janet

Loved it last year, love it this year.....i'll start running into different rooms in the house dancing with friends (or by myself)...yeah, like the video....LOL!!!!

"These Doors" - Jonathan Levi

Mentioned his album earlier, still not over it....a good start of the day album, a good middle of the day album, a good end of the day album.....good for breathing and relaxing...and ALL the songs are great!

"Just Can't Get Enough" - Depeche Mode

I just really can't get enough.....step taps for days, with some slight awkward body rolls

"Star" - Estelle

Estelle freeking rocks it out with this one.....i LAHV her....her last album was fantastic....this song is one of those catchy fun dance in the shower songs....don't slip!!!

"Circus" - Britney Spears

There is something about the bridge of the song that gets me "I feel the adrenaline running through my veins...."  i really do start to feel it running through my veins....

"Chasing Pavements" - Adele

sigh.......

"Electric Feel (Justice Remix)" - MGMT

Hits SOOOOOO hard.....cannot NOT move and thrust my body to the freeking beats in this song!!!!

"Digital Love" - Daft Punk

You just wait for that beat to drop....and when it does........ITS OVER!!!!

"O...Saya" - AR Rahman & M.I.A.

An exhilirating song off of an INCREDIBLE soundtrack from an INCREDIBLE movie.....and M.I.A......c'mon now

"Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) - Lady Gaga

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom...............GA GA.......nuff said!

One of.....

my ALL time FAVORITE music videos.....



BRILLIANT!!

this is one video i always wished i could've been in!!!!

Kills me EVERYTIME i watch it....

DEAD!

Pua Party

P.S. I love my Canon!!

P.P.S. I love my sisters MORE!

IKEA.....sigh..

1. I'm extremely indecisive

2.IKEA is not a place for indecisive people

3.I love IKEA

4.I hate IKEA

So about a week ago i went to IKEA for the second time ever in my life........the first time i went was in Atlanta so i couldnt get anything because i wasnt living there!!...perfect, no decisions to make!

This time, i had a purpose, furnish my new apartment....specifically, my room!!!!

So with my mind set, i headed to IKEA.....WOW!....i remembered it from the first time, but when your actually looking for things, all of a sudden, there seems to be SO much!!!...PERFECT!

NOT!!!

I was so overwhelmed i had to leave, with nothing in hand....

NOTHING....

OVERWHELMED...

you think i'm joking....nope, i was literally overwhelmed....thinking "Gosh, where do i even start?"

This past weekend, i finally found my sheets (i know, i know...its been 2 months....i just knew what i wanted and couldnt find it) so i felt i had a better idea of what i was looking for......IKEA, round 3....3rd times a charm right????

I get there, optimistic, ready to shop!  I start making my round...and then another round....and then another round....yup, and another........"I'm starving"...i'm thinking this is my reason for not being able to make decisions....so i decide to try IKEA's food...swedish meatballs, mashed potatoes, and some red berry thing for $4.99......A-MAZING!!!!!...seriously De-LISH!  mmmmmm!!!! my stomach is filled, i've thought about the things i've seen, hopefully my mind will have fuel to make decisions...

Round 3 1/2......i begin making another round at the beginning of the store, i get to the bed frame i was looking at.... 

"Ooohhh, what's that bed frame over there???" 

"Oh great Mark, i thought we decided over this one at dinner?"

"i KNOW, but this might be cute too!!"

"you know what!?!?!?!....your driving me crazy!!"  

"i KNOW, i'm sorry, there's just so much, PLEASE be patient!" 

"i've BEEN patient for the last 2 hours" ..... "AAAHHHHH, your driving me crazy" 

"NO! your driving me crazy"

"FINE! i'll get the one i said i was gonna get!"

"FINE!"  

(yes, this is just me, i can't shop with others......my mind is enough)

So i start heading down to the warehouse, collecting other things in my shopping bag....lights, decorative things, tools, etc.....No, it wasnt that easy.....same decision making process with each thing!....And then i finally get to the bed frame to actually pick it up so i can purchase it.....yup you guessed it, i start thinking again...... 

"Is this really what you want?"

"Mark, I've had it!!!!!!"

...sigh...... i drop my shopping bag and exit the store.......3 1/2 hours later......

NOTHING in hand....

AGAIN!.....

EXHAUSTED!!!!!

It's not me, it's IKEA....there's too much there!!!.....

"No, its you!"

sigh..